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iFart iPhone App Launches in iTunes App Store

iFart Version 1.0

BUY IFART ON APP STORE – Just $0.99!

iFart is a Digital Sound Machine and entertainment system which brings endless laughs and enjoyment to its users.

However, iFart is much more than just a sound machine. iFart has more utility, usefulness and functionality than many other iPhone apps out there.

Here are just a few of the useful, one of a kind features of iFart.

securitySECURITY FART

iPhones and PDA’s are stolen on a daily basis, but if you are using iFart’s advanced security system you can stop criminals right in their tracks.

When thieves try to snatch your phone, they’ll be in for a shock when they’re blasted by your chosen sound effect. Most criminals know how to lie, but “it wasn’t me” isn’t going to work with iFart.

Call the authorities and send these iPhone stealing scumbags off to the gas chamber.

SNEAK ATTACK
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The sneak attack function can literally save your life. Let’s say that you’re in a warehouse gun battle. Bad guys are closing in on you, but if you only had a distraction, you could escape.

Sneak Attack is that distraction. Simply pull out your iPhone choose a sound effect and set the timer up to 30 seconds. Then place your phone in a strategic location and move silently away. When the Sneak Attack goes off, slip away or take out the bad guys when they reach for their noses.

Jack Bauer, the Navy Seals and over 20 S.W.A.T. Teams are already using Version 2.0 of Sneak Attack.

FART NOW

The World Today is a very stressful place. Stress causes medical problems, eating disorders, drug addiction, and leads to divorce and broken homes.

If only there was an internationally recognized sound that alleviates stress, brings laughter, lowers blood pressure, clears a room, helps bring peace to the middle east and is enjoyed by both Democrats and Republicans.

Well Folks… there is.. and it’s FART NOW. Simply scroll to your preferred sound effect and hit Fart Now. The World will be a better place.

Buy Ifart Now!

(yes, the above is a parody)

HOW MANY LIVES WILL BE SAVED BY IFART?

We ask ourselves this question a lot, and we’re documenting lives saved, iphones retrieved and world stress levels on this site.