WMD’s have finally been located in the unlikeliest of places, and thousands are applauding this major discovery.
Weapons of METHANE Destruction have been unleashed on the iPhone and iPod Touch population via Apple’s popular iTunes App Store in the form of a best-selling novelty application, iFart Mobile.
Since debuting in the app store on December 12th, 2008, iFart Mobile has blasted to the top of the Entertainment category, surpassing sales of all other novelty applications including the popular Koi Pond and iBeer. Grown men embracing their inner child are flocking to iFart Mobile. They are blown away at the entertainment value and features in this seemingly innocuous application.
iFart Mobile is a Digital Sound Machine and entertainment system which brings endless laughs and enjoyment to its users. Combined with more usefulness and functionality than some other popular applications, iFart has a built-in security system designed to surprise and discourage iPhone theft, as well as a “Sneak Attack” function ideal for pulling pranks on parents, children, friends, teachers, workmates and employers alike.
A sampling of reviews direct from the iTunes store reveal that people think iFart Mobile is a gas!
“My brain is still trying to process the awesomeness of this. Tears in my eyes laughing!” – Padoramania
“I showed this app at a party and it was a hit! The farts are funny and ‘Sneak Attack’ gets everybody. Everyone that had an iPhone bought it on the spot!” – BigTex02
“After seeking to get the best fart app on the store, iFart actually impressed me. I’m totally cracking everyone up with the security feature. Great when my iPod Touch accidently falls out of my pocket!” – Ether3al
Ranked #1 in overall sales of all applications in the world, the creators of iFart are targeting Global Flatulence Domination (GFD) and believe that the laughter and enjoyment derived from use of their application is greatly rewarding.
iFart Mobile is available for download in the iTunes App Store for $.99.