Apple Rejects iFart Fart Packs with Parody Names

[UPDATE - Our Movie Fart Pack has now been approved!]

iFart is a big fan of the iTunes store for obvious reasons.

iFart continues to be a big seller and our fans are rabid for our product.  Let’s face it.  iFart is responsible for millions of laughs all over the world!

So we’ve been hard at work on implementation of some great new content.  In fact, we have created three unique fart packs containing original farts all themed for each pack.

We were disappointed to receive this email from Apple’s app reviewers this week…

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Thank you for submitting iFart Mobile – #1 Fart Machine UPDATED! 2.20 and its associated In App Purchases to the App Store. We’ve reviewed iFart Mobile – #1 Fart Machine UPDATED! 2.20 and its associated In App Purchases and determined that we cannot post this version of your iPhone application to the App Store because it contains content that ridicules public figures and is in violation of Section  3.3.14 from the iPhone Developer Program License Agreement which states:

“Applications may be rejected if they contain content or materials of any kind (text, graphics, images, photographs, sounds, etc.) that in Apple’s reasonable judgement may be found objectionable, for example, materials that may be considered obscene, pornographic, or defamatory.”

If you believe that you can make the necessary changes so that iFart Mobile – #1 Fart Machine UPDATED! 2.20 does not violate the iPhone Developer Program License Agreement, we encourage you to do so and resubmit it for review.

Regards,

iPhone Developer Program

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Bummer, huh?

We’re having to rename our fart packs so that they don’t parody or spoof any celebrities, bands or movie titles.

So for the fart names that will never see the light of day, we thought we’d share them with you as we think they are pretty funny.

The Rock Band Fart Pack contained:

Tom Stanks

We don’t believe Apple is singling us out as they appear to be applying these same policies to other apps as well.

It’s just a shame that this kind of parody humor is not allowed in the app store.

To our fans we say… don’t fret! The same brand new original farts will be available in a fart pack with more “terms & conditionfied” names.